The Mistress Rules!

As most of you know (all two people who stumbled onto my blog), I've been fighting an uphill battle against the bulge for the past ten years. Like a see-saw, my girth goes up and down with the season. There are lots of crackpot diets floating around the internet (and tv infomercials) that promise you the world but take little weight off in the long run (other than the weight of your wallet).

I am here to tell you now that there is one site on the net (actually there is more than one, but this one is the best) which lays it all out facts. The Mistress Rocks! When I actually follow her advice I make progress. I suggest that everyone pay the Mistress her respects.

Durn, I might have to start listening to country music!

While the letter on this page is a satirical spoof, I think it's dead-on accurate. We have a grass roots initiative in Jackson Michigan to oust Sheryl Crow from the County Fair performance schedule because her "politiks ain't patriotic". And, I'm with em... I mean c'mon, just b'cause the first ammendment allows you to have a brain and articulate thoughts doesn't mean you should... right?